Dumb, but Alive

July 17, 2009 at 5:04 pm Leave a comment

Hi! I’m Sally! I like toys, running around, and eating every little piece of hideous crap I find on the road. All of it! It’s all delicious.

This was really tasty!

Unfortunately, it made me projectile vomit and crap for more than 24 hours.  I went to the vet! For a whole day! And he put a needle in me! To replenish my fluids! But I nibbled it out–three times! Then I shat all over him! Poor vet. Then I barfed up another thing that looked just like this! But the lady and the man didn’t bring it home. I’m feeling much better now! I think I’ll go snarf around in the yard for some cat poo!

Stay tuned for a Sally related fundraiser for the SPCA, from whence she came. There will be prizes! Knitting! Good times! OMG I’m talking like the dog. Time to stop.

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